Darth Tater goes to Natty Greene's

Number 1 in a series of unlimited possibilities...



Straight out of the box, Darth Tater is ravenously hungry, so he walks over to my sandwich and uses his lightsaber to slice it in tiny pieces for his dining pleasure.



After having his fill of my overtaken sandwich, Darth ponders how to get the tea out of my glass without using the force and alerting the Jedis. He then asks for a bendy straw from the waitress and has his fill.



He looks at me, then at the fruit. Then at me, then at the fruit. He swung his lightsaber at me in a huff and stormed off.



Before we leave, Darth reveals his revengeful plot to trip Betty on the way out of the restaurant because she mocked his inability to keep his butt on.



Before we leave, Darth Tater puts on his human disguise to move through the population unnoticed.

Stay tuned as we follow the great Tater through his planned attack on and infiltration of the earthlings defense and communication systems.