Thursday, May 12, 2005

Return of Darth Tater

Darth Tater made a rare appearance this week at a Greensboro restaurant called "The Melting Pot". Vader thought this a perfect place to park his Death Star for a bite to eat.
Darth's lightsaber goes on the fritz, so he jumpstarts it with a candle. Problem is, that didn't fix the lightsaber, just made it glow so bright it looked like we were eating under a heat lamp.
Darth uses the force to work the silverware, by the way, and makes quick work of the Lobster.

And ever resourceful, he uses it to manuever himself towards the straw, to prevent the embarrasing episode that happened last time.

(notice it's under his feet)

And finally, he enjoys dessert by dipping his glowing lightsaber into the chocolate fondue.
(and doesn't share)

By the time we left, we could barely see anything red or yellow-
but he finally got a droid to repair it once he was back on the Death Star.
I was going to ask him how he could see around those things when he was battling the Jedi,
but with the big movie coming out, I didn't want a dissertation on the technical aspects of the lights and sounds, so I kept quiet.

Coming tomorrow: The Tater Strikes Back!!

1 Comments:

At 11:52 AM, Blogger Fecund Stench said...

Mon Dieu, il est magnifique!

Yeah we ate there once... once. I still have nightmares of the boiling pots of oil and cheese and the torture and meat and fruit.

I eagerly await your next adventure.

 

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