Tater Strikes Back

Darth overheard a conversation between my best friend* and I about an
appointment with the orthodontist. After much discussion, Darth realized this
was a rudimentary method for Earthlings to torture one another, and was inspired.
He decided to accompany us to this "Dentist appointment".

In lieu of the Death Star, he unassumingly drives to the orthodontist in a Volvo.




To prevent being perceived as a patient, Darth puts on a bright smile in lieu
of the breathing apparatus and checks in.

Before beginning the wire-tightening, Darth gives Sara a firm lecture on
making sure he was situated to see EVERYTHING that was done in her oral region,
for 'educational' purposes, of course.

Darth teaches Molly that the key to dental hygiene in a galaxy far, far away,
is using a lightsaber instead of a toothbrush to clean the pearly whites.
Note her enlightened look.

Darth studies the cement, wires, bands and brackets and takes notes for his droids and storm troopers. Then he pokes them with his lightsaber out of sheer evil giddiness.

After the appointment, Darth threathens Sara by warning her that,
should she disobey any order,
he will bring her back to the seventh level of hell* for her punishment.
Where is Yoda when you need him??

More Darth Tater to come - stay tuned!

*for those of you who do not have access to Sara's blog, I pity you, really.
So just email her and ask for permission - she just might grant it to you!